Tuesday, March 07, 2006

State of emergency!!!

Here is reporter Kang in Tampines brought to you news live.
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Recently, my house has declared a state of emergency. Under the relentless assault of armies of mosquitoes, precious land, or rather blood has been lost. Nevertheless, we are STILL holding firm.
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As of updated at 1800, according to my sister, we have killed a total of 13 mosquitoes last night. 13 mosquitoes in a single night?? OMG, looks like I will have no peaceful night again. >_<
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Here is the description of the enemies that we faced.
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Name: Mosquitoes
Description: Highly skilled in convert operations. They knew the art of camouflaging to evade attention and is able to took off at high speed to avoid capture or killed. Sensitive to light. Once light is detected, they will go into hiding.
Active period: 12am - 6am
Feeding period: 2am - 4am
Side effects: Itchiness on the skins of the victims. May result in loss of sleep or mental torture when being attacked in groups at a standard time intervals.
Solution: Kill on sight. Spare none ALIVE!
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Daily update:
5 kills in 2.5 days by ME!!

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