Some more rubbish

What your boss really thinks of you with the words on your yearly performance reviews:

1. Out going personality --- Always going out of office.
2. Great presentation skills --- Able to bullshit.
3. Good communication skills --- Able to spend a lot of time on phone.
4. Work is first priority --- Too ugly to get a date.
5. Active socially --- Drink a lot.
6. Independent worker --- No one knows what he/she does.
7. Quick thinking --- offers plausible excuses.
8. Careful thinker --- Won't make a decision.
9. Use logic on difficult jobs --- Get someone else to do it.
10. Express themselves well --- Speaks English. (My Foot!!!)
11. Meticulous attention to details --- A nit-picker.
12. Has leadership qualities --- Is tall or has a louder voice.
13. Exceptionally good judgment --- Lucky.
14. Keen sense of humour --- Knows a lot of dirty jokes.
15. Career-minded --- Backstabber.
16. Loyal --- Can't get a better job elsewhere.
17. Plans for promotion/advancement --- Buy drinks for all.
18. Relax attitude --- Sleeps at desks.

References:

The New Paper. 6 February 2006 Page 16. What Your boss really thinks of you.