Saturday, September 16, 2006

Gek 1001

The golden arches of conflict resolution
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"No two countries which has McDonald outlets have ever fought wars with each other."
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"The golden arches of conflict prevention stipulated that when a country reached a level of economic development where it had a middle class big enough to support a McDonald network, it became a McDonald's country. And people in McDonald's country didn't like to fight wars anymore. They preferred to wait in line for burgers."
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So, we should bring in McDonald to Iraq and Afghanistan. Yes????
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Questions to Ponder........
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, will they called it FED UP?
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Are Lipton Tea employees allowed to take coffee breaks?
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If olive oil comes from olive, where does baby oil come from?
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If people from Poland are from Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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Is there a particular reason why the person who invest all your money is called a broker?
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If horrific means to cause horror, does terrific means to cause terror?
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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If vegetarians eat vegetable, what do humanitarians eat?
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Hearing Rasa Sayang (Singapore folk song in rap) by Dick Lee is really an eye-opener!!!

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